June 23, 2015
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It’s Unfathomable

We in travel will leave no stone unturned if there’s money hidden in the grime, dahrlings. The last frontier – altruism – is primed and pumped for dispensing cash. The new fathom cruise ship is being touted as a ‘social…

June 16, 2015
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Carry On! It’s OK. Really.

As all good citizens of the airline world, IATA could not resist the tug of the lug. The tow of the tote. The lure of luggage. The trap of the sack. You get my drift, dahrlings. Yes, Pumpkins, the baggage…

June 09, 2015
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The Little Pink Pill Is Almost Here

The FDA really wants to approve Sprout Pharmaceuticals’ Addyi (lady Viagra), dahrlings, but they aren’t sure it actually sprouts results. The last test logged half an orgasm. (I leave that with you to ponder.) Honestly, Pumpkins, waiting for the little…

June 04, 2015
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Have You Been Pre-Approved?

As we all know, the CTC has been working their beavers to the bone trying to get anyone – really, anyone? – to come to Canada. (As recently noted by an Open Jaw dinkette visiting Glasgow, the slow inbound traffic…

May 28, 2015
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What Are They Putting In The Sea Water?

Adolfo Perez Move over Andy Stuart and HELLOO Adolfo Perez ! Yummy doesn’t begin to describe this latest addition to the lineup of seafaring Hot Jocks bestowed upon us mortals. Is that legal? Seriously. Look at him. And he’s a…

May 26, 2015
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Tagging Weighty Matters

The media is desperately boosting AC’s carry on crack-down into an issue, Pumpkins. (So much so, one of the Dinkettes here ended up on the CBC. Live. Talk about making a mountain out of a knob.) Have you seen the…

May 20, 2015
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Canadians Discover Cuba!

Holy souvlaki, Pumpkins, the news from Celestyal Cruises just keeps getting better and better. It’s like an Aristotelean conundrum wrapped in a pita. The latest in a series of gall scratching proclamations has the Greek cruise company, who recently hasn’t…

May 14, 2015
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High Maintenance Doesn’t Come Cheap

I remember fondly as the late Mr. Gabbalot The 3rd would come home saying “Dahrling! We made absolute gobs of money!” … and before I could bolt down the street in search of a new Birkin, he’d add “but we…

May 11, 2015
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Gadgets As Fashion?

Is it just me, dahrlings? I never thought I’d say that, much less think it, but is fashion going too far? I strapped on my computer the other day, and frankly Pumpkins, it’s not me. I’m predicting that the wearable…

May 06, 2015
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What A Special Day!

WooHoo! It’s Ivanna Gabbalot Day!! I knew it! I knew the day would come! You wait your whole life for something like this. Worldwide recognition of how truly, incomparably, supremely, consummately fabulous you are – and then, Badang! Is the…