More like cold chills. Vancouver’s as nervous as a fake virgin watching the last guests leave her Patriots Of America themed wedding. Despite numerous attempts to ease congestion, the city’s gridlock is as tight as she used to be. There’s…
What’s the DR got that Haiti hasn’t got? Call me crazy, but you got yourself this island in the Caribbean called Hispaniola, and you got yourself beaches and warm ocean currents and some fish – all of which us northerners…
We are in the bowels of winter, Pumpkins, and I’m bored. I keep tweeting my twit, but it doesn’t help. It is like so January around here. Thank God it’s almost over. My craft – not to mention my…
A shiny new credit card used to mean something, eh Pumpkins? Priceless. Don’t leave home without it. My life. My card. My foot. Seems those embossed beacons of consummate consumerism may defeat our entire industry. Oops. One wonders how…
Pumpkins, apparently it’s good news all around for travel. A whack of predictions all point to a rebound. I’m told Canadians are ‘rediscovering’ Europe. (Did someone move it?) Business travellers aren’t afraid of body scanners. Competitors are merging. I hardly…
A collective sigh of relief was heard from the west end of Toronto yesterday, Pumpkins. Yes, after a prolonged and arduous courtship, the Signature-Sunwing union was finally consummated. I’ve asked for proof, but no one is willing to produce the…
I have to say, Pumpkins, I’m with the PM on this one. When things got really tough in my family, the one and only course of action was always to make pierogi. We called it “pierogingâ€. The solutions you come…
Well it’s about time! Finally, we get a security advisory that makes sense. By golly, Pumpkins, why didn’t someone think of just keeping the nuts off planes before? It’s so simple really. That’s the beauty of all great ideas.…
The last time my husband took his mistress to Miami, he looked guiltier than a Yemeni operative. Frankly, he deserves Gitmo for that infraction. What a bomb. (With all the silicone gel she’s packin’, it’s no wonder she can make…
Is it a Burj? Is it a plane?… Pumpkins, today a burgeoning erection is unveiled. According to someone who “studies†these sort of things, a very tall pointed structure such as the Burj Dubai is “not a penis thing, it’s…
