Yeesh. I’ve had better years, Pumpkins. In fact, I’ve had better decades. Come to think of it, the previous half century had a lot going for it compared to 2009. I suppose closing out the year with a bungled crotch…
What would Mae West have said had she flown next to a man lighting his underwear? “Is that a bomb in your panties, or are you Jihad to see me?†What will it take to set travel free? We’ve…
December 22, 2009Excuse me, dahrlings, but… Oh Just Shut Up I’m developing a PR phobia. My e-mail now sounds an alarm instead of a little ping when one of those demanding little parcels plunks its self-absorbed self into…
I have so many issues to touch on today, Pumpkins, where to begin? There was that flurry of activity around the pending S/S merger. My, my, keyboards were on fire. My little blog was weighed down by an emotional avalanche.…
Pumpkins, I received this note from TICO’s Michael Pepper today: I am disappointed that the press choose to give fanfare to a new venture by Hugh Boyle, whose last venture with Zoom failed miserably at the expense of the…
The conversation goes like this: “Ivanna, you must go on Oasis, dahrling! It’s incredible. You won’t even know you’re on a ship!†Even the VP Sales of RCI says so. I never know what to say when confronted with such…
We learn a valuable lesson from the Prime Minister today, Pumpkins. After ten years of grovelling for the right to host Chinese tourists, turns out all you have to do is ask! Of course, showing up is kind of important too. …
Both TUI & TCook have announced ‘pleasing’ results. I looked at them in hope of experiencing pleasure – which I do enjoy – and did feel a little tingly sensation at one point, but I think that was just disorientation.…
Depends who you ask. I’m being fed all the lines: All hunky-dory over here! A tad challenging. Better than expected. Can’t complain. Totally stinky. And, of course, ‘come here often’? (Never mind.) You are a cagy lot, Pumpkins. Those…
Someone has to. It’s out there. Oodles upon oodles of palm greasing gifts and points and money and coupons and trips and gas and babies are dangled before you every day. Fat millions are spent on not only the goods,…
