Pumpkins, it’s been an absolute fraternity since we’ve given out a coveted Open Jaw Insert Foot Award. But fear not! Etihad has opened its maw so wide, you could park a whole Airbus in there in addition to a foot.…
Well, well, well … I do love a man with a bit of metal in his moxy, dahrlings. Some pewter in his peter. A speck of brass in his bellicose. But I’m not sure it belongs in the legislature. Yes,…
Today much of Europe is shut down, Pumpkins, because 2000 years ago 12 dudes spontaneously spoke in foreign languages. [For those pagans out there, don’t feel bad. Apparently it’s Pentecost Monday — the day when the holy spirit descended upon the apostles. Who…
Dear pumpkins, I feel humbled on this day of days. May 4th is Travel Agent Day and as Trump says ‘we will celebrate bigly.’ Telling someone where to go in exchange for money is one of the oldest and most…
Shedding those extra pounds can be such a challenge, dahrlings. With the cost of each extra ounce adding gabillions to the bottom line, lightening the load is Sola Scriptura for airlines. It’s a notion that escapes the fanatical Gabor Lukacs…
We’re covered in snow and it’s not funny. As I told the over-eager Chihuahua hounding me at closing time last night: “Too little. Too late.” Now beat it. If only it were that easy to get the ice off my…
Not that I haven’t been known to stretch the truth, dahrlings. Spin some wool. Rattle a tale. And maybe that 5 star hotel I sold you didn’t have the very best view in Paris. And perhaps that isn’t, strictly speaking,…
Holy safety harness, Pumpkins, there is some serious cash being floated in cruising. I think the people running the biz got hold of Trump’s ad budget and decided to put it to better use. It was recently discovered that Kevin…
It’s international women’s day, Pumpkins, and I’ve been asking myself if I know any international women — besides Kim Catrall, of course. To think that Justin Trudeau’s mother went on to become that beacon of lust in Sex in The…
