I have to say, Pumpkins, I’m with the PM on this one. When things got really tough in my family, the one and only course of action was always to make pierogi. We called it “pierogingâ€. The solutions you come…
Well it’s about time! Finally, we get a security advisory that makes sense. By golly, Pumpkins, why didn’t someone think of just keeping the nuts off planes before? It’s so simple really. That’s the beauty of all great ideas.…
The last time my husband took his mistress to Miami, he looked guiltier than a Yemeni operative. Frankly, he deserves Gitmo for that infraction. What a bomb. (With all the silicone gel she’s packin’, it’s no wonder she can make…
Is it a Burj? Is it a plane?… Pumpkins, today a burgeoning erection is unveiled. According to someone who “studies†these sort of things, a very tall pointed structure such as the Burj Dubai is “not a penis thing, it’s…
Yeesh. I’ve had better years, Pumpkins. In fact, I’ve had better decades. Come to think of it, the previous half century had a lot going for it compared to 2009. I suppose closing out the year with a bungled crotch…
What would Mae West have said had she flown next to a man lighting his underwear? “Is that a bomb in your panties, or are you Jihad to see me?†What will it take to set travel free? We’ve…
December 22, 2009Excuse me, dahrlings, but… Oh Just Shut Up I’m developing a PR phobia. My e-mail now sounds an alarm instead of a little ping when one of those demanding little parcels plunks its self-absorbed self into…
I have so many issues to touch on today, Pumpkins, where to begin? There was that flurry of activity around the pending S/S merger. My, my, keyboards were on fire. My little blog was weighed down by an emotional avalanche.…
Pumpkins, I received this note from TICO’s Michael Pepper today: I am disappointed that the press choose to give fanfare to a new venture by Hugh Boyle, whose last venture with Zoom failed miserably at the expense of the…
The conversation goes like this: “Ivanna, you must go on Oasis, dahrling! It’s incredible. You won’t even know you’re on a ship!†Even the VP Sales of RCI says so. I never know what to say when confronted with such…
