February 10, 2021
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February 08, 2021
Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Hunting For a Buyer
The latest drum beat in the travel jungle is that Sunwing airlines’ fearless big game hunter is tracking a buyer, dahrlings. You’re probably letting your imagination go with this one, Pumpkins … picturing a tattered loincloth, pointy spear, flexy muscles…
February 01, 2021
Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
I Vanna Gab A Lot
I’m thinking of revamping my venerable, centuries old aristocratic family name, Pumpkins. Considering I’m beyond dumbstruck, I’m changing Gabbalot to Huh?. (WTF was taken). Besides, there’s that homage to Prince with Huh? – inserting a symbol is just tingly. So…
January 04, 2021
Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
I’m A Travel Pariah
The travel snatchers have invaded, Pumpkins, pointing and screeching for the federal and provincial armies to shame me for flying. If I weren’t so outraged, dahrlings, I might actually be scared. Neighbours are turning against neighbours. Mine put a ‘travel…
September 18, 2020
Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
It’s The ‘Who’s The Biggest Victim’ Show!
Dahrlings, our favourite game show is back! As we all know, travel is a dangerous game. Leaving airline carcasses and commissionless agents in its wake as the rest of us masochists ask the mistress for more. Then came COVID. The devastation is…
August 08, 2020
Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
I'm Beige
Excuse me, dahrlings, but… I’ve been a serially married white female for as long as I can remember, Pumpkins. I started young, what can I say. Strictly speaking, my skin is more of an oatmeal beige. Not a colour I…
