Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

A Celebrity Worth Celebrating
Ivanna Gabbalot

Talk about creating waves, Pumpkins. Going against the tide. Making a splash. Wading into hot waters. A cruise line goes political! So much better than going postal, like the debating duffus Hillary had to face last night. 

Celebrity Cruises is taking the gloves off and telling Trump to 'Eat my wake, pimple face!'. That's right, dahrlings, watch it and weep. Celebrity launched a Hilary/Donald post-coital debate commercial which ran last night.

The message is: we don't need no stinking walls!, but nicer. With beautiful shots of far off lands, we hear "Sail Beyond Borders - far from the rhetoric of fear." 

You can watch it here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sujBJCXLjUE&feature=youtu.be

Smarty pants Celebrity CEO Lisa Lutoff-Perlo is behind the watery coup: "I’ve been watching and listening to what’s going on in the country, and I want to change the conversation.” You go, girl!

“Will some people reject what I’m saying? Yes,” she continued. “Do I care? I do not. I run ships that are like floating United Nations, with people from more than 50 different countries and cultures. Their histories tell them they’re not supposed to get along. But they take care of each other and take care of our guests. I’ve seen how diversity works. It’s magical.”

I need a Kleenex. It just takes one cruise line to change the world, Pumpkins. We are the world......we are the.. Seriously, someone get me a Kleenex. I'm streaking my makeup. Ok, I've lost the mood.

Kumbaya, my lord.....Nope. Nothing. (I really hate that. You're all primed and ready and bammo! The tide goes out.) 

Never mind, dahrlings. The point is Lisa's got balls. And I salute them.

Ivanna Gabbalot

Columnist

Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself the industry’s conscience. Equally annoying to Open Jaw management and inflated egos in C-suites everywhere, Ivanna works infrequently, preferring to snipe from the sidelines.

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