Emirates just
announced that Jennifer Aniston is to be their ‘face’.
I would have picked a better body part, Pumpkins.
Airlines have had many mascots over the years, but never a chin. (Apparently Reese Witherspoon’s was unavailable for a mere $5
million deal.)
Mind you, the jaws on the Open Jaw
dinkettes here are big enough to park a cargo container on. Those really are big old girls.
Point is, the Friends’
facial endorsement is on
the heels of Nicole Kidman signing on to shill for Etihad. It’s like an Abu
Dhabi vs Dubai aging super chick fight. Hollywood's own selling for the Arabs must really be pissing off U.S. carriers who want nothing more than to take a
bite out of the UAE's oil fed airline subsidies.
But never mind all that,
Pumpkins, Super Carrier Air Canada – ‘more
profitable than a speeding Dreamliner’ – will show’em how it’s done when
they launch into DBX. I’m seriously considering the offer of being their body
parts, dahrlings. Do with my face what you will, Calin! As long as it’s on the lie
flat extendo seat.
