Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

I'm Banning Together
Ivanna Gabbalot

Goodness, Pumpkins. I just read that in memory of a dear old
lion the airlines have decided to ban together and ban trophy
wives! Hear! Hear! Those women have caused
more trouble than a camcorder at a hospitality suite and should be forbidden to
travel. Ha. That’ll teach ‘em. And while we’re at it, let’s ban dickless dentists with guns from the human race. Just
sayin’.

Speaking of banning together, or not, the Norma Rae moment at WestJet came and left with a whimper. As just over half the pilots turned down the union call, Gregg's 'phew' could be heard all the way to Bay Street. I’m not saying unions don’t have a place in the cockpit (in fact, I’ve consummated a few
myself) but maybe owners shouldn’t unionize against themselves.

In the “is it a plane?” department, scientists have sourced
a paint chip down to the manufacturer but they can’t say for sure if salvaged
airplane seats, windows and wings are or aren’t part of MH370? Try looking at
the ‘l-o-g-o’.

Ivanna Gabbalot

Columnist

Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself the industry’s conscience. Equally annoying to Open Jaw management and inflated egos in C-suites everywhere, Ivanna works infrequently, preferring to snipe from the sidelines.

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