Adolfo
Perez
Move over Andy Stuart and HELLOO
Adolfo
Perez
! Yummy doesn't begin to describe this latest addition to the lineup
of seafaring Hot Jocks bestowed upon us mortals.
Is that legal? Seriously. Look at him. And he's a child prodigy. He started working at Carnival 33 years ago when he learned to walk. (I could teach him to stand up. Just sayin'.)
Carnival clearly must have felt out-manned and wanted a cocky
addition to the GQ cruise panels. Between swoony MSC's Ken Muskat, Norse God
Andy Stuart, and now Carnival's Adolfo Perez – the gals will have to wear some
pretty high heels to get my eyes off the boys' stilettos.
Don't get me wrong, I would not kick The Donald out of bed
for shucking oysters -- that well-oiled baritone could run my ship around the
globe anytime. And lest we forget one Carnival exec
that
a cruise waiter recently called a Greek God
-- the fabulously fetching Mr. French. (His charms were on
full speed that night and apparently led to some stalking --
which I tried blaming on the waiter). There's definitely
something Adonis mixed in with a touch of Poseidon there.
Edie, dahrling, I know you want to grow a pair, but sorry, they don't compare.
