Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Remain Vigilante!

“YOW is operational and heightened vigilance is being exercised. The airport is encouraging individuals to report suspicious activity immediately.”

Suspicious activity like running down the hall with a rifle? I’m certain I would report that pretty much immediately – with or without encouragement.

And then there’s the whole vigilante thing, Pumpkins. Been there. At one time, they called me The Lone ‘Love Vigilante’. (I had an outfit, as you can imagine.) And after my 3rd husband, it became the ‘Lovelorn Vigilante’. (Not so outfitty)


I learned that vigilantism doesn’t solve everything, dahrlings, and that being in a heightened state for extended periods can be taxing.


Of course, none of that helps the young soldier snuffed out of existence because some knob bought the wacko club's notion-du-jour that massacre is a good thing. No amount of watchfulness can stop a belief system. And this one is like catnip to every mentally disturbed person on the planet."Forget lithium, young crazy man. Murder the innocent and you truly will be a god!"

The best advice to give your clients is to keep travelling, keep hanging around cenotaphs and, above all, avoid politicians. Which is always sage advice.


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Ivanna Gabbalot

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Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself the industry’s conscience. Equally annoying to Open Jaw management and inflated egos in C-suites everywhere, Ivanna works infrequently, preferring to snipe from the sidelines.

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