Open Jaw seems to have a new glamour girl, pumpkins.
Or is that Golden girl? How old do you have to be to be a godmother anyway, for goodness sakes? Really old, right? Older than me, that’s for sure.
You may have noticed that ol’ cruiser Vanessa Lee enters the room as OJ’s newest industry commentator. Of course it’s hard to miss her entering a room with that big hair and those big… um... boots.
A few of you have suggested that I might feel threatened by another alpha female inhabiting the estrogen pit here at Open Jaw World Headquarters.
Threatened? Moi? I think not.
She may be a ship godmother. She may be a diva of the deeps, a princess of the poop deck and a siren of the spa suite. But she’s no Ivanna, dahrlings. They broke that mould. (OK... so that was a court order.)
One more thing: have you heard the Dinkettes blathering on about Canada’s anti-spam legislation? They do get lathered about the strangest things and they’re trying to drag my pumpkins into the battle with their petition thingy on Change.org.
Oh please! As long as any new law doesn’t block the arrival of my daily ‘Man In Uniform’ I couldn’t give a fig.
