Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

The Ins & The Outs Of It

As we in travel know well, dahrlings, there’s inbound. And there’s outbound.

One involves coming while the other exits. Sort of different, no? And, frankly Pumpkins, most people aren’t apt to confuse their ins and outs.

So why is it that whenever government types announce discussions with stakeholders from all aspects of the travel industry, they harp on about tourism?

What does the ex-Premier of Alberta’s $40k spend on a trip to South Africa have to do with visiting the CN Tower? An international trip to a state funeral is an outty – both for the travel industry and the tax payers. Fishing in Meech Lake, on the other hand, is tourism – which is defined as an inny.

Now, some outties and also innies. That’s when a Canadian behaves like a tourist. Or a domestic. (it’s the same thing.) For instance, when the alpha dinkette here flies to Whistler for a ski. As opposed to the following week, when she flies to the Alps to ski (outbound). Oh, and almost forgot, she flies out on a Crystal Cruise right after that (outlandish).

Both are superb examples of the travel industry at work, Pumpkins. And her not.

Let’s face it, dahrlings, there’s really no comparison between getting outted and being entered. It’s all just another reflection of the government not knowing whether it’s coming or going.

 


Warning: Undefined array key 0 in /home/gk/public_html/wp-content/themes/openjaw-colormag/colormag-overload.php.inc on line 15
You may also like
5Continents Launches Virtual Training Program
5Continents announced the launch of its new Virtual Training Program. The first session will begin on 26AUG, with Tahiti Tourisme Canada ...
Globus Family of Brands Expands Canadian Sales Team
The Globus family of brands is strengthening its Canadian sales team by appointing BDMs Gina Goranson in the west and Elaine ...
Industry Partners Support ACTA Summit with Prizing and Sponsorships
ACTA has announced the grand prizes for the 2024 ACTA Summits, which include Air Canada, Riverside Luxury Cruises, CroisiEurope Cruises, and ...
Air Canada ‘Committed’ to Avoiding Strike, Offers Flexible Rebookings
Air Canada says it’s determined to reach a deal with airline pilots, but is introducing a flexible rebooking policy to ensure ...
Alaska Declares State of Emergency After Deadly Landslide
Emergency crews in Ketchikan are preparing for further landslides following a fatal incident that claimed one life, injured three, and caused ...

Talk Back! Post a comment: