Dear Pumpkins,
I have been peering up the WestJet baggage carousel for 2 days now waiting for my teal wrapped gift box to descend. Last night the Pearson attendants kindly pulled me back down from the conveyor opening when I got stuck up there. They keep assuring me no one’s stolen my box.
It’s not like I’m a Christmas nut or anything. But c’mon, I’m only human. Who didn’t weep watching WestJet surprise passengers with socks and underwear and cameras? Ok, I didn’t ‘weep’. It was more like a shallow wailing when I saw the dinkette over here ask Magic WestJet Santa for Calgary’s mayor. Hello? Big screen tv maybe? What a schnook.
I bet when Fred Cleveland comes on board in January as head of operations at WestJet, the whole mess will be straightened out. He’s a military man, Pumpkins. A Top Gun. Served during Operation Desert Storm. A guy who spent 28 years in the U.S. Navy is just the man to get to the bottom of my box situation.
