Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

It's A Royal Flush

The cruising world as we know it is coming to an end, Pumpkins. The high seas have been pirated by hoards of poker players. Did you know that on-line Texas Hold-em is the world’s number one activity? Numero uno. With more participants than any other sport or activity, including … sex.

These Texan holders have discovered big ship cruising – and they like it. And they are very organized. Card Player Cruises offers a Heartland Poker Tour where you can “Join Popular Poker Pro Maria Ho - as they head to the Eastern Caribbean”. Now who would not jump on that opportunity?

They’ve commandeered Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas with more to come. Good for RCI. As for the rest of us… your gut may be telling you …know when to walk away, and know when to run. But if I were you I’d get my flushes and straights and houses in order and know it’s time to join’em. There’s business to be had in dem dere cards!

 


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