Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

How To Get It Up When You Can't Get It Up

It’s no secret Travelzest stock has been as lifeless as a sodden diaper, Pumpkins. Nigel and his buds have been trying to breathe life into it for the past couple of years – but at a certain point, you have to accept that you just can’t get it up anymore, no matter how hard you blow.

Then suddenly last week the stock stiffens – and before you know it, there’s a full fledged viagran rising. Unfortunately it didn’t last long – that’s the trouble with artificial amplifications. The board stated they were not aware of any reason for the movement.

The short lived hurrah is really not that exciting when you consider that over the last 5 years the stock drooped from a virile $2.95 to a wee dollar.

itravel staff now await their fate when Monday the mysterious Elleway investors will “reassess the position of the company”. My purely wildly random uneducated guess is ‘they’ – whoever that is - are the ones buying it. And I might also hypothetically speculate that Nigel is part of the group of buyers.

I’ve never been one for high finance, dahrlings, but with all those brainy money movers, it’s really a wonder not one knew anything at all about the sudden stock uptick. 

Sept. 30 Update: Today the Elleway folks extended itravel's credit deadline by yet another week. Good Lord! Just finish with it already. Even a cat doesn't torture a mouse for that long. Stock went up 4%.

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