Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

It's A Rogue Prorogue

I dated a serial proroguer once. He kept breaking off in the middle of my sitting on his parliament, so to speak. It was quite annoying. Personally, I think it was kind of a control thing.

I could be wrong, but I suspect that our PM might also be trying to control the agenda by proroguing parliament for the 3rd time. He's a pro-rogue. I feel bad for him, it’s probably the most imaginative tool a ham fisted control freak can come up with. Don’t worry, Stevey – nobody can tell that’s what you’re doing. (That poor, Laureen. The nighttime subtleties must be positively feral).

As unoriginal as it is, I have decided to apply the technique. Now when a meeting even hints at boredom, I prorogue. If a client criticizes my services, I prorogue. And when there’s any discussion about my not making target, I simply explain that I was in proroguation. Reorganizing my priorities. Creating an action plan. You know the drill.

 

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