Gird your loins, ladies, that debonair travelista of yore may be taking over the zesty reins of itravel. Think back to a time when Signature was a grand brand & harassment issues were quaffed like good champagne at a Gabbalot do.
I refer, of course, to travel’s own Mr. Blue Eyes, Nigel Jenkins. We thought we’d felt the back of him when First Choice gave him the bum’s rush – or perhaps it was a rash. I didn’t look into the subject. All I know is the Brits are an eccentric bunch. It always struck me as particularly peculiar to have my fanny felt while shaking hands.
In the meantime, Bumpkins, our dahrling Brad is in the itravel trenches, holding back enemy fire until the banks roll in with friendlier credit. Can Nigel stand up to the debt? Will Mary Heron punch him in the yukes? And do the girls in the itravel res department know how to drop and roll into a locked knee position?
These are all pressing questions, Pumpkins.