I think of myself as a unique force of nature, Pumpkins, and I don’t take kindly to anyone muscling in on my turf. Not funny Hodge. There’s only room for one Ivanna in this town.
In other aberrations, since Sandy has swallowed New Jersey’s shore, where does that leave Snooki-wooky & friends?
And is that why Disney bought Lucasfilm? So they could finally get some wookie? I mean nooky. Whatever, I hear Minnie’s quite taken with Mickey’s new lightsaber. Guess who’s got the force now, dahrlings.
Up here in Canada, the Haida Gwaii lost their hot spring. Scientists believe Saturday’s earthquake snuffed it out. Could it also have buried travelinfo.ca? (When a travel info site falls in a forest of e-travel, does anybody notice?)
In other news, super big surprise on WestJet picking Calgary for their regional’s HQ. Woosh! I did not see that coming. WS Boardroom: ‘Encore’ Location Meeting: “Ideas? Anyone?”
And lastly, another big surprise with this headline today: “Pax Upset At Cruise Lines Handling Sandy Impact.” Oh, shut up.
