Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Taking Voyeurism To A Whole New Percentage


Well I have heard of high grade perversion, dahrlings, but this next item puts Christian Grey to shame. Tripcentral.ca President Richard Vanderlubbe commissioned an Ipsos Reid poll to get full disclosure on the sex acts of 1,013 Canadian women while on vacation.

Where do they do it? How often? What if someone else is in the room?

Talk about going to great lengths to get your kicks, Richie. I bet quatifying, tabulating and massaging those metrics was mindfully stimulating, eh, deviant. Hiding behind that big cortex of yours doesn’t make any of this less obvious.

There are perfectly normal ways of living out one’s voyeuristic penchant without resorting to perverse science. Binoculars provide hours of eye candy. Bursting into a bedroom, bathroom, closet or cabana can also be very fulfilling. I can set up a ladder to my bedroom balcony if you like. Much cheaper and way more experimental results, dahrling. I’ve got a veritable laboratory up there.

 

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