Apparently, dear Pumpkins, there is a flush of high flying thigh stroking occurring and it’s getting out of hand. Flight attendants are cracking down on 'accidental' buttock brushing by passengers.
Courts in Singapore are behind the clamp down to end the mash and dash and are charging offenders. No word on whether Air Canada will seize the opportunity to unbundle the practice for an additional cost.
Speaking of rude gestures, there was a flurry of motioning at TICO last week. The finger pointing urged a review of TICO management salaries and paper clip costs. Apparently the motion was handily defeated at TICO’s recent AGM. (I believe it was some kind of finger wrestling contest.)
In any case, Ontario agents can rest easy because your money is being well spent. TICO is launching a ‘FantasTICO!’ ad campaign to ensure consumers book with registered agents. What happened to “Bite me?" I liked that dog.
(Meanwhile back at the ranch, the Dinkettes were having their own “AGM.” At the spa. One esthetician quit when she saw what she had to work with. Awk-ward.)
