We have no shame, Pumpkins. The travel industry knows no boundaries. Ignominies like a 69-year-old Canadian Senator’s pubescent wife making a scene on a plane becomes an opportunity to get Air Canada in the headlines. (Note: Senator Zimmer’s brother commented, “She’s only 23 for God’s sake!” Totally understandable. She isn’t mature enough to assess situations – such as whether marrying a 69-year-old geezer is a good idea.)
Even a crown Prince making an ass of himself is grounds for a quicky ad campaign. Vegas pounced on Harry’s buttocks to flaunt their “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” credo. Full page ads ran in North American papers urging Harry to carry on. Crack marketers were all over the Harry fanny uproar. Clever little buggers. Tens of thousands are now backing the effort by signing Vegas' 'no tell' petition.
Truth be told, you really can't have enough fun with a princely posterior. A regal rump on a royal romp, eh. Something I could really get behind and hang a story on. Hey! I never said I was above a little shameless prodding.
