I am truly astounded at the power of social media, Pumpkins. A recent conference speaker was preaching about tweeting and gave an inspiring example. He was on a live radio show and announced he’ll test Twitter’s muscle right then and there by posting: free drinks for anyone who shows up at the W Hotel patio at 7:00 pm. Guess what, Pumpkins? Hundreds of people showed up! All because of one simple twit. Such a useful lesson for any travel agent with a large expense account and a radio show. Who knew?
So many brilliant ways to increase your business. Back in my day, all we had was a telephone and a sign in the window. The latest in social self-promotion is bedazzling friends and loved ones with glittery genitalia. Yes, Pumpkins, “Vajazzling” is sweeping the nation’s nethers. It’s easy and inexpensive and fun! Just pick up packets of privates glitter at any Ardene shop and start getting creative.
Nothing says “I am confident” like a sparkly beaver. I guarantee you will make a splash.
Glue a glittery logo on your labia. Or maybe just a simple “Hello!” Flash that puppy at your clients and whamo! They won’t know what hit them. So much easier than blogging.
