For once, the Canadian Transportation Agency has not pussy-footed around in making a decisive decision.
The CTA has tackled the hairy issue of flying cats and coughed up a ruling.
“People with disabilities due to their allergy to cats in the context of air travel” are throwing hissy fits at AC & WS. It seems that airline pussy policies constitute an obstacle to the mobility of the complainants (said people) when travelling by air.
The agency has stepped into this contentious litter box and ruled that airlines must provide a five row minimum seating separation at all times between a person with a “cat allergy disability in the context of air travel” and the cats carried as pets in the cabin (as opposed to those carried as food or mates).
This is clearly the first step in a nasty feline profiling scheme, Pumpkins. Pretty soon, dogged boarder guards will be targeting cats, taking them in for questioning and subjecting them to god knows what kind of degradation. It’s shameful.
If you are going to impose in-air segregation –people of smelly purrsuasions are a serious obstacle to my mobility in the context of air travel. There should be a 10 row minimum for stinkers! At least cats are clean. And they dress well. What about the seat kickers? Or corn-row headed tourists with burnt pink scalps – I am queasy at the thought of it.
This CAT Apartheid imposed by the CTA is only the beginning…
