And they’ve named it “Cooper”. You see, dahrlings, in Europe anyone can buy their very own weather for $389 Euros. It’s called the “Adopt-A-Vortex” scheme. Fabulous. I have no doubt there is a vortex out there just waiting to be called Ivanna.
The weather front creating a real winter in Europe is owned by Mini-Cooper who christened it “Cooper”. What a marketing coup, Pumpkins. “Is it snow? Is it rain? It’s Cooper!”
I wonder if we can buy it back?
It’s no secret that when snow falls, phones ring. And I can see the sidewalk for the 3rd month in a row… While across the pond it’s -33. What were we thinking to let BMW scoop that one? Couldn’t Thomas Cook have scraped a few hundred Euros together to outbid them? Is it too late to buy summer?
