I knew it would come to this, Pumpkins. The feds were bound to mandate full disclosure at some point. Although the law doesn’t go into effect until next Christmas, I think it’s best I grab the bull by the horns.
Ok, here we go: (fair warning, darhlings, this may be more difficult for you than it is for me)
- Contrary to rumours, and unlike Dame Edna, I am not a man in drag.
- Yes, there were orgies. But never, never, in the Merton St. boardroom.
- The court order to stay away from the homes of travel executives only applies to Jean-Marc Eustache, Claude Morin, a few of the Hunters, and Vanessa Lee (although, personally, I think she likes it when I hide in her bushes).
- Oh, and of course, my taxes and fees are always included.
Now, if each and every one of us exposes ourselves to consumers – I’m quite certain it will encourage more bookings. Until then, dear Pumpkins.
For now, it’s time to wrap up the presents. Wrap up the season. And wish each and everyone out there in travel land the Merriest of Christmases! I hope you and your families take time to enjoy peace in your hearts and a little prayer for a better world in 2012!
