My dear Pumpkins,
If I say ‘the world is crazy’ I imagine hearing a collective yawn. “Tell me something we don’t know, oh Goddess of all things real and imagined”.
I think we should occupy something. How about Anguilla?
If we really want to join in the global unrest, perhaps we should overthrow a leader. The flight attendants’ “Air Canada Autumn” uprising is already targeting Calin. That leaves sweet Saretsky.
OK, then, how about deregulating a financial system? Unfortunately, ours is so messed up, no one would even notice! Travel pricing schemes make the Lehman Brothers look like Swiss bankers. Pumpkins, I don’t think Zeus himself could deregulate that Pandora ’s Box if he tried.
Maybe I’ll just go overthrow some Stoli onto ice.
On the bright side, at least we don’t have to send our precious clients to Europe anymore. I’ll take drug cartels and hurricanes any day over Silvio Berlusconi and a chorus of marauding Greeks.
