Oh my! I haven’t felt this slippery since the Vaseline-a-thon at the Sigma Chi Kappa’s house warmer. Those boys sure knew their way around petroleum jelly. But I digress, it’s hot Pumpkins. And there’s nothing more primal than a heat wave.
Is it doing anything for our business? From over here it looks like everything’s come to a standstill. I need a beer.
The only interesting travel news is that Will and Kate have received $382 in compensation from BA for a broken entertainment system they endured on their return flight. (Kate wanted to watch Gnomeo & Juliet). I’m wondering how many letters the highnesses had to write and follow-up phone calls they had to make to a 1-800 number before they received satisfaction.
(Holy cheapskates, Pumpkins. 382 dollars?? That’s the best Britannia’s national carrier can spare for inconveniencing the monarchy? Buy her the frikkin’ movie! Give them a pair of tickets! Crappies, give them a lifetime supply. Don’t you think people will choose BA on the off chance they’ll run into Willie on the way to the loo? Honestly. Grow a pair, will ya?)
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