Crack airport security teams in the states have blown open a case of nappy wearing grannies. It all started when a suspect -- a 95 year old woman, Caucasian, approximately 5' 2", weighing 105 pounds, wheelchair bound -- attempted to cross security.
A routine pat down determined the presence of a liquid substance. Further investigation led to the discovery of a wet diaper. She was ordered to remove it.
Nothing gets by the TSA Team. Imagine if there had been a fuse, a lighter and explosive grade putty in there as well? Old people will stoop to anything.
In other news, Porter has determined they had an unfair advantage over competitors and - as a gentlemanly act of fair play -- have lowered commissions.
Air Canada, on the other hand, has been collared for attempting not to play fair.
The competition watchdog (Sooo not. She's really just the cutest little blonde.) - anyhow, she's pulled the plug on AC's uniting with United claiming they would have monopoly on certain routes. Well, duh.
They should go into the security screening business. Nothing fair about that.
