May was Dutch heritage month, in case you didn’t know it, Pumpkins. And it’s during this vital rapprochement of our two countries that the cheese heads decide to enact what amounts to a ‘ban the tourist’ edict.
Come 2012, I will be barred from the Bulldog, dahrlings. In fact, all “coffee shops” will be verboten for all “non-citizens”. That’s right, Pumpkins, no more toking on the trokken. Are they afraid we’ll smoke the whole stash? That is just so not dope. Not to mention inhospitable. Next, they’ll be bogarting the Heineken.
What do they think we’re flying there for? The tulips? It’s discrimination. Well, we’ll just see about that. What say we bar those Netherlanders from the Rockies? They go ape for all that space. So sorry. For Canadians only. How does that feel, eh?
Think about it, Pumpkins. And don’t be taken in by those cute Dutch accents either. Ok, maybe once. Ok, twice. These guys aren’t just leaning on their windmills, dankje very much.
