Texans are crazy advanced, Pumpkins. Those oil-soaked cowpokes have passed a ‘no-molesting’ measure for Texas airports. Performing invasive pat-downs will be a crime. Giddy up, little dahrlin’s, Texas airports are now hands-free, no grope zones. No word on what happens on the planes.
I applaud the measure. Fort Worth is now a safer place. Hotels may want to emulate this sexual security initiative. Chasing chambermaids down the halls is becoming an epidemic. You’d think the man who controls all of the world’s money would have better judgment than to pounce on the cleaning lady. Then again… if you control all of the world’s money… Dominique “Le Pew” Strauss-Kahn, the head of International Monetary Fund and a French skunk of some renown, apparently has a bit of a history of seeking ‘l’amour’ with reticent women.
Perhaps it’s all just another complot – and Osama is still alive and disguised as Obama who is working with aliens in area 52 on a plan to resurrect Elvis.
