Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Time To Lance A Boil

Yes, Pumpkins, I have it on good authority that Hugh Boyle is wandering around Britain boasting about "acting in a consulting capacity" to Air Atlanta Icelandic. Now, which one of you dear little gourds can tell me what recently launched, Calgary based, cheap U.K. air charter operation is using Air Atlanta? You are correct if you guessed BritFlights.com.

Some travel tumours are difficult to be rid of once cellular mutation has begun, dahrlings. That's why they keep popping back up again. They feed off a decayed system of festering deal addiction and spineless regulation.

My nanna used to say: "There's nothing a sharp darning needle and a poultice of dandelion root and sulfur won't cure."

I wouldn't mind running a pointy object up Hugh's fuse. Scrounging up 30 year old planes, stuffing them with 517 Canadians, running the show out of an unregulated province and hoping no one will notice it's the same M.O. as Zoom is like putting a mustache on one of the dinkettes and passing her off as a De Marinis. (Manly, yes, but, she’d be good looking as well.) We can see you Hughey! You can come out now!

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