Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

What's Wrong With A Little Loaded Rhetoric Anyway?

Americans can be a wacky lot, Pumpkins. Now they’re on about loaded discourse being at the root of violence. My goodness, if I can’t engage in some cunning lingual acrobatics when I’m a little loaded, you may as well shoot me. In fact, being all out tanked on witty repartee was how I snared my fourth and fifth husbands.

No, dahrlings, heavy dialogue is not the problem in the latest American on American killings. A gun is. If that Tucson wing nut had pulled out a speech at the mall, 6 people would still be alive. If ideas can kill, it’s the idea that owning a semi-automatic weapon is your God given right that’s lethal.

OK, enough sermonizing. Change the hair and the message, and I could almost be Sarah Palin. Back on the saner travel front, TUI is still not looking for 117 million pounds. AA has chosen ITA to power their availability engine. Need I say more? ITA being on the cusp of a Google travelution makes the whole “screw the GDS thing” seem like a clever chess move.


Warning: Undefined array key 0 in /home/gk/public_html/wp-content/themes/openjaw-colormag/colormag-overload.php.inc on line 15
You may also like
5Continents Launches Virtual Training Program
5Continents announced the launch of its new Virtual Training Program. The first session will begin on 26AUG, with Tahiti Tourisme Canada ...
Globus Family of Brands Expands Canadian Sales Team
The Globus family of brands is strengthening its Canadian sales team by appointing BDMs Gina Goranson in the west and Elaine ...
Industry Partners Support ACTA Summit with Prizing and Sponsorships
ACTA has announced the grand prizes for the 2024 ACTA Summits, which include Air Canada, Riverside Luxury Cruises, CroisiEurope Cruises, and ...
Air Canada ‘Committed’ to Avoiding Strike, Offers Flexible Rebookings
Air Canada says it’s determined to reach a deal with airline pilots, but is introducing a flexible rebooking policy to ensure ...
Alaska Declares State of Emergency After Deadly Landslide
Emergency crews in Ketchikan are preparing for further landslides following a fatal incident that claimed one life, injured three, and caused ...

Talk Back! Post a comment: