Census Me

Dear Pumpkins,

It’s that time of year when Big Jaw Research compiles stats for the travel industry. As a travel person, you are duty bound to fill out the Census Bureau’s petite form questionnaire below. We’re not sure if you’ll win anything, but your industry pride should be reward enough.

Travel Industry Census – Petite Form

1. Sexual orientation:
All:    Slept with most of the reps in the ‘80s
None:   Stopped going to conferences in ‘99
Famtrosexual: Depends on the Fam, my mood and if my feet hurt
Monogamous : Mate whenever possible, one at a time

2. Marital Status
Yes
No
Depends

3. How many people live in your travel agency?
me
me and my cat
1 from accounting, 1 from complaints and 1 Tweeter
25 +: during March break booking season

4. Are you an immigrant?
No

• Started out in travel at birth
• Can’t remember anything before travel so it doesn’t count

Yes

• Why?
  
   

5. Do you produce any agricultural products?
No, but I spend my day wading through fertilizer
Yes, I regularly service pigs, chickens and bulls

6. Education:
Hard knocks
The streets of Mimico
Pat Brigham
I’m naturally smart

7. Languages spoken [check all that apply] English
Something that sounds like English
French
GDS
Deal
Other

8. Income
Yes please