The FDA really wants to approve Sprout Pharmaceuticals’ Addyi (lady Viagra), dahrlings, but they aren’t sure it actually sprouts results. The last test logged half an orgasm. (I leave that with you to ponder.) Honestly, Pumpkins, waiting for the little…
As we all know, the CTC has been working their beavers to the bone trying to get anyone – really, anyone? – to come to Canada. (As recently noted by an Open Jaw dinkette visiting Glasgow, the slow inbound traffic…
Adolfo Perez Move over Andy Stuart and HELLOO Adolfo Perez ! Yummy doesn’t begin to describe this latest addition to the lineup of seafaring Hot Jocks bestowed upon us mortals. Is that legal? Seriously. Look at him. And he’s a…
The media is desperately boosting AC’s carry on crack-down into an issue, Pumpkins. (So much so, one of the Dinkettes here ended up on the CBC. Live. Talk about making a mountain out of a knob.) Have you seen the…
Holy souvlaki, Pumpkins, the news from Celestyal Cruises just keeps getting better and better. It’s like an Aristotelean conundrum wrapped in a pita. The latest in a series of gall scratching proclamations has the Greek cruise company, who recently hasn’t…
I remember fondly as the late Mr. Gabbalot The 3rd would come home saying “Dahrling! We made absolute gobs of money!” … and before I could bolt down the street in search of a new Birkin, he’d add “but we…
Is it just me, dahrlings? I never thought I’d say that, much less think it, but is fashion going too far? I strapped on my computer the other day, and frankly Pumpkins, it’s not me. I’m predicting that the wearable…
WooHoo! It’s Ivanna Gabbalot Day!! I knew it! I knew the day would come! You wait your whole life for something like this. Worldwide recognition of how truly, incomparably, supremely, consummately fabulous you are – and then, Badang! Is the…
BA’s Canuck Quiz I hereby award the 2015 Open Jaw Insert Foot Award to British Airways. They so desperately want to appeal to us Canucks, dahrlings, they are wielding anti-American sentiment like a case of 2-4. Canadian billboards have slogans…
Don’t you just love being chased, Pumpkins? It’s been a while … but I recognize the signs. That look of longing … the slurred speech … and, just before the lights go on, the fumble for a cheap flight… Sometimes…
