Thank God for Google, pumpkins. One of the ditzy dinkettes called me in a panic yesterday, saying she had received a press release but simply could not understand what it meant. Clearly she was fearing early onset cognitive dementia, and…
I love the fact that airlines are installing AC outlets right at your seat, Pumpkins. You see, I travel with a number of devices (what used to be quaintly called marital aids) and I like to have them charged and…
GDS company Amadeus has released a ‘whitepaper’ (apparently that’s one word now), the 4th in a series dubbed Amadeus Future Traveller Tribes 2030. Highly sophisticated data-crunchers (I picture hipsters on couches eating kale chips) have identified 6 traveller ‘tribes’ “expected…
Talk about creating waves, Pumpkins. Going against the tide. Making a splash. Wading into hot waters. A cruise line goes political! So much better than going postal, like the debating duffus Hillary had to face last night. Celebrity Cruises is…
Remember, dahrlings, when airlines roared “I am the fairest because of my great fares!” “No, me! I have perfect seat pitch!” “But I’m much more rewarding after a long ride”. And meow it went. Nowadays, PJ’s are where the tread hits…
Two major airlines have refused to let passengers board over concerns about rashes. Holy bushwhack, Batman! You can’t board a flight cause of a rash? What’s next? Dandruff? Halitosis? In my experience, half the plane would be denied boarding. Honestly,…
Am I scared? Do Serbs have bull ball cooking festivals? You bet your sweet petunias, I’m scared, dahrlings. Genghis Khan would wince at the carnage reported in our daily news. When the Boulevard des Anglais becomes the boulevard of horror…
Toronto’s High Park Zoo recaptures its fugitive Capybara on the same day Mark Linton reemerges in travel insurance. Coincidence, dahrlings? The capybara (of the genus Hydrochoerus) is a social animal known to be gregarious, although sometimes solitary. It lives in forests and near bodies…
Pumpkins, it’s been an absolute fraternity since we’ve given out a coveted Open Jaw Insert Foot Award. But fear not! Etihad has opened its maw so wide, you could park a whole Airbus in there in addition to a foot.…
