Ontariariario was flying off the rails last night – houses and trees and cars tossed about like dry grits in a pig pen. Damn near jarred my preserves when the thunder struck. No wonder Americans don’t all come back now. They can stay home and enjoy their own tornadoes.
I’d build a wall around us too, if I were them. We’re falling apart. Tourism B.C. gets it. They’ve given up on the whole tourist thing altogether. On Monday the government closed the office and kicked out the staff. Just in time for the Olympics too.
Not to worry though, we’ll soon be busy sending our own good people down to warmer climes for their fix of hot sand and cold cervezas. Sunquest has some kind of no-no promo to help us book everyone early. (Ok, stop laughing now.) Or is it the yes, yes, yes promotion? You know me, I can go either way.
