Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

I'm going à la carte!

The airlines are making such a fortune with their unbundled à la carte fee grab -- picking a seat, checking in, luggage, food, blanket -- you’re dinged for even thinking about flying. If that’s the only way to make money in travel, so be it.

Here you have it, dahrlings: Ivanna – Unbundled.

Pumpkins, you’ll never believe what I heard about [click to deposit $5.00]! It’s hard to imagine, but my sources tell me there is no doubt as to the authenticity of this intelligence.

And if that isn’t shocking enough, all the operators have decided that commissions should be [click to deposit $10.00]. Now that’s going to create a lot of [click to deposit $2.00] don’t you think?

If you want to know what I think about the whole affair [click to deposit $20.00].

It reminds me of the time my first husband, bless his bank account, was in a particularly naughty mood. Well, he grabbed hold of my [click to deposit $1.00] and began to [click to deposit $50.00] it madly. Just then, the [click to deposit $5.00] walked in, and was so [click to deposit $25.00] by the situation, well, you can imagine what happens next. By the time we were finished, we were up to our [click to deposit $5.00] in [click to deposit $5.00]. And that’s what I call unbundling.

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