Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

The Silver Fox Of Mexico Migrates North

Among its many attributes, I didn’t know Mexico is also a breeding ground for silver fox. A fine specimen was recently captured and released here at OJ headquarters. The COO of the tourist board, Senior Rodolfo LÏŒpez Negrete, was lured into the Dinkettes’ lair on Friday and held captive on the couch. Poor man. Watch the video and see for yourself how he’s struggling against that Jethrine beastliness. Look how his knee is being forced onto her lap!! Good lord, had I only been there! The dear man would have known what northern comfort is.

Send that off the charts charmometer man up here more often and everyone will be asking “what violence?” It’s one of the things I love most about myself – my flexibility. Issues don’t seem to stick to my svelte form. Add a “+ 1” to those 1.5 million Canadians who visited Mexico because I’m chartering the next flight out of here. 

 

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