You really are an adorably scruffy little thing, aren’t you, dahrling? Those flighty attendants obviously don’t appreciate your skilled piloting of an airline grappling with excess baggage. They’re just jealous of your large package.
It’s clear you earn every penny of that $4.6 million salary & benefits you pay yourself along with the extra $5 million if you stay until March 31st 2012. Your brain is bigger than theirs. I’m really very fond of big brains.
I’ve had mine injected with fat harvested from inner thighs – but instead of making my brain fuller it now has cellulite. I bet yours is as smooth as a rich genius’s bottom.
Speaking of trimming the fat – or hitting bottoms – 4 nights in Nassau, including air from Toronto, is now on sale for $9.00. That’s 72¢ commission. Really people? This is what we’re coming to? Cheap plastic dollar store made-in-China holiday pimping for greedy bargain bums and their sticky kids who won’t remember Nassau from the next throw-away trip they take?
The taxes are $409… but many a sunny operator pads taxes.
But not to worry, a man skilled in jams and jellies is taking over as Chairman for the Thomas Cook Group plc. An ex Sara Lee man, Belgian Frank Meysman, is taking on the task of steering us toward fruitful profits.
