Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Fly Much?

I hope Lisa Raitt doesn’t fly a lot, Pumpkins. If I were her, I’d look into the bus schedule. I’ve seen AC flight attendants in action -- and, believe me, those little cart wheels leave quite a welt. Especially when your face is under them. Shucks. I really thought I could take ‘em.

Prior to pulling the rug out from under the flight attendants, Minister Raitt was allegedly the recipient of a Duncan Dee upgrade. Well, who hasn’t been? (The guy who attacked Dee’s house Tuesday night apparently hasn’t). Anyhoo, the opposition has latched onto this travel perk like some politically charged tuber. Crack Liberal MP John McCallum summarized the issue thusly: “I don’t want to pre-judge it, but it looks smelly. You don’t have to be a genius to figure out this looks a bit smelly.”

Looks smelly? Is that like a mixed sense-aphor? My eyeballs don’t smell too good – in fact, my olfactory senses are firmly implanted in my freshly minted nose cavity. (Once the wheel treads were removed, it was as good as new).

Point is, they are inferring that the Ms Raitt would halt a national strike campaign in return for J. As if. Then again…

 

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