Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

What's In A Kiss?

Apparently a lot. The united nations of Benetton is saving the world once again, dahrlings. They are urging world leaders to kiss and make up under the banner of UnHate – sort of like UnCola but with feeling. And so much groovier than urging ‘love’.

The Pope doesn’t think so. He thinks his mug shouldn’t be used in depicting a Homosapien lip lock. (Personally I think he looks quite comfy in the pose. Unlike Barrack’s forced pucker. UnSexy.)

I must confess, Pumpkins, that the sweater flogger’s good intention of uniting the world in a group smucker does appeal to me. I started with my barista this morning. (That went so well, I haven’t progressed much since then). Nonetheless, it gets me to thinking that the rest of us could benefit from this advice. Would competitors be a little more rational if they explored each other’s faces a bit? Could it hurt? I mean, honestly, what’s the harm?

I’ve taken the liberty of exploring the idea here:

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