Hellooo! Is anybody still out there?
I don’t see any signs of the impeding apocalypse, Pumpkins. Although by midnight on the 31st , I wouldn’t have recognized armageddon from a mastodon.
My astrologer actually says the stars, planets and moons are aligned for a perfectly astronomic year. Although seeing as Gregg Saretsky and I were born at the same time, under the same suspicious sun, I think he’s got our charts mixed up.
WestJet is in fact planning a gynormous year. They have lifted the curtain on the “plane” plans. I mean, different planes. Bigger ones and smaller ones. Holy Judgment Day! Not the “p” word! There was a time most WestJetters would more easily divulge the size of their cockpit than the length of their plane.
Yes, clearly Cosmo is foretelling Gregg’s stellar rise. My only brush with astronomical growth so far this year is with the scale. (I could save a fortune by just having lunch with Brent Jang.)
