Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Our Institutions Are Crumbling


Right on the heels of the CIA’s chief resigning and CNN going gang busters over potential security breaches – another institution crumbles, dahrlings. RBC’s Linton leaves. Coincidence?

For 14 long years, RBC equaled Linton. And Linton equaled RBC. His shorts have lions on them. I’ve heard rumours of crown tattoos – although he claims they are birth marks. Mark’s. Coincidence?

Then, the very same day, ACE cuts off Air Canada. Boom. Totally abandoning the role of parent company as they ignominiously dumped the last of their 31 million shares in the carrier. It’s a good thing Milton isn’t around to see this. Come to think of it, dahrlings, he’s too busy spending the $86-million he earned off the company since founding it in 2004.


And finally, a news bulletin yesterday revealed that Porter’s raccoon has escaped. Apparently John Kirk is out looking for it. 

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