Honestly, Pumpkins, have you seen what travel men are up to this month? They are on and on about their Mo’s. The poor dears just can’t bring themselves to use the proper word. It’s called a ‘prostate’, dahrlings. And there is no shame in all of us knowing you have one.
Women do not feel the least compelled to give our breasts little nicknames. Our fund raising efforts all refer to ‘breasts’ -- and nobody minds one bit.
All of WestJet’s males recently sent me pictures of themselves pointing to their upper lip. At first I was very excited. That hadn’t happened since the local hockey team saw me skating on my backyard.
Then I realized they were pointing to some kind of face fungus. Which apparently relates to their backsides. It’s all a little too kinky, even for me, Pumpkins.
Chris Avery is doing his best to grow hair on his face. I really do admire the tenacity. I mean, it’s not like WestJet Vacations got off to a roaring start either. But look at it now. You hang in there Chris. Something’s bound to happen.
Although I would have thought David Biltek and Jeff Barlow are old enough to not have to use euphemisms for their pro’, Bro. But they've raised the Mo flag along with the rest of them. And that's saying something.
On the other hand, the picture of KLM’s station managers – standing shoulder to shoulder as brothers in arms – just screams “I have a prostate and I don’t care if everybody knows it!” Good for you boys.
Good for all of you for putting up with all the laughing and pointing. It’s no wonder you’ve had to add mental health to the fundraising roster.
This just in..... Fur could fly as industry threatened by Movember malaise
A well-placed, highly-respected, well-loved [should I continue?] industry source has discovered that well-intentioned industry executives could be endangering their health as well as the well-being of their colleagues, family and the general population by recklessly growing disease-infested facial hair ... When asked how he uncovered this bacterial disaster, the highly-placed source said simply: Oh, I just went to CBC.ca ... here's the link, if you're interested ... http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2012/11/15/sci-moustaches-movember.html
