Does anyone wear rouge anymore, dahrlings? Vile stuff, really. No matter how you smear it on, you look like you’re wearing drug store makeup. Well, apparently AC’s Calin and Michael like it. (And although Calin’s an habitué to being in the red, I do hope they aren’t parading around in it.)
Word on the street is that of all the names being considered for the birth of Air Canada’s bouncy new “leisure carrier”, Rouge, Accent, Duo, Avenue and Destinations -- now that they’re in the black – Rouge is the winner. Maybe. Does that mean it’s a girl? Gosh, I hope so. We could finally refer to the ‘cockpit’ as the area with baffling switches and small openings. No doubt you folks will call it the pussypit. Vile crowd.
I’m also given to understand it will be a preemie. In fact, it may be crowning … in the new year. Soon. Deep breaths. Good lord, get me some drugs!!
On that note, had anyone ever heard of hyperemesis gravidarum before that poor little royal tadpole decided to cause such a stir in Kate? Dear, dear, Kate. That modest woman’s womb is almost as public as Michael’s.
