Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

An Ode To Angie's Jolies

Stars in their own right, Angie's breasts didn’t put up a fight

They’ve been showcased in countless a movie

And played supporting roles in passages through puberty

But it was time to let them go

They can no longer go on with the show

Next to her lips, those breasts were her most prized femme sex asset

From baby feedings to sultry seductions

They were a star studded pair - a 1st class set

For a boob icon such as she, to remove them without a plea

No pity me. A no drama mama of six

She doesn’t want them to see her sick

It’s time to find a better way where women do not have to choose to amputate body parts in order to avoid the risk of breast cancer.

This February 2014, please support Open Jaw’s yearly breast cancer fundraiser, WinterBoob, in any way you can.
 

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