Nothing gets the Twittosphere to twattling like a bit of bad twerking, dahrlings. Miley Cyrus would have fared far better going Gangnam style where weird jerky movements are expected. Her father should ground her for the most embarrassing non-dance spectacle since that Britney business.
Flogging a colossal flop is apparently fabulously virulent, dahrlings - which means it’s catchy. And travel agents have swarmed that bandwagon like a cheap charter crowd at the swim up bar.
Recent magazine articles calling travel agents ‘useless’ and ‘obsolete’ have virused up the net to a point where even Time magazine is arguing the issue. They’ve written a piece about how totally hot I am. Ok, not me in particular, travel agents. Next thing you know, Grumpy The Cat will be scowling over the fiasco. Never mind viral, we’ll be going full plague in no time! So start practicing your Twerking ladies, the paparazzi are coming.
[And P.S. what is it about young girls that make them think walking really fast across the stage a couple of times, sticking their tongue out, and rubbing their ass somewhere, is dancing? It’s like thinking that Googling travel deal a couple of times makes you an expert. Puh-lease. Go twerk yourself.]
