It’s likely Jamaica will soon legalize Marijuana, my little doobies. They don’t like the spliff competition from the U.S. Who does?
Weed tourists only have to drive to Colorado for a toke – it’s the real thing. (Although I really don’t know how you can compare good sense on the beach with a well-oiled attendant to Rocky Mountain high with a hick. I don’t mean that. Sort of not.)
If airlines really want to make some money, they should pay attention, dahrlings. Champagne flights (which really should be called ‘carbonated budget-white-wine flights’), anyhoo – don’t hold a candle to ‘light up a doobie flights’. Why worry about baggage fees when you can charge ganja fees. High Fly Air.
Think of how many chip bags they’d sell! It’s brilliant. Whoa. This stuff is good. Ha! Ganja fees! Where’s my stash?
