Interpol has warned CLIA that jihadis “have been travelling on cruise ships”. It just goes to show you that cruising really does have universal appeal, Pumpkins.
Although apparently it's a means to an end for those hearing the call to arms. Would-be terrorists who want “to join militant groups in Iraq and Syria had used cruise lines to get to countries such as Turkey.”
I imagine CLIA has wasted no time with this opportunity, I mean threat, Pumpkins. Do I hear Shirley Temple beverage packages? Radical dining? “A funny thing happened to me on the way to suicide” comedy night?
Perhpas extra commission on one way excursions.
And if that isn’t “I give up” enough for your Monday morning, the Centre for Disease Control warns your ITC clients must wear long sleeves and pants on the beach. It’s a chikungunya prophylactic.
The mosquito borne virus can cause fever, joint pain, muscle aches, headaches and rashes. I get that after too many tequilas, dahrlings.
Maybe we should send the jihadis to the beach. There's nothing like an itchy terrorist.
